There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, Who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle,he said, "Next to you all, are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."
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The French wanted to start. He run towards thepool, jumped and shouted "WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
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Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
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The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.
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The last was the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly He steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted,
"SHIT!!!!!!!........."
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Lesson learnt : Think twice before you say something, but sometime Accidents do happen