2. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her if he/she will giveyou his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back.
3. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.
5. Tell them that all business goes through your agent, and hand over the phone to your five year old child.
6. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up...louder...louder...louder!
9. Cry out in surprise, "Helen, is that you? I've been hoping you'd call! How is the family?"
When they insist they are not Helen, tell them to stop joking. This works especially well
if the telemarketer is a MALE.
10. Tell the HD*C call center guy to call on your office number and give him the CI*I BANK call center num