10 FUNNY ANS. TO 10 QUS.

Sangam (CA) (1329 Points)

08 July 2009  

 1.   What is height of Fashion?

Ans : Dhoti with a zip .
 
 
2. What is height of Secrecy?
Ans : Offering blank visiting cards. 
 
 
3. What is height of Active laziness?
Ans : Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
 
 
4. What is height of Craziness?
Ans : Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
 
 
5. What is height of Forgetfulness? 
Ans : Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
 
 
6. What is height of Stupidity? 
Ans : A person looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
 
 
7. What is height of Honesty?
Ans : A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
 
 
8. What is height of Suicide?
Ans : A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road. 
 
 
9. What is height of De-hydration?
Ans : A cow giving milk powder. 
 
 
10. What is Height of Kanjoosi ?
Ans : Banta's house  has caught fire and he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade!!!