"Doctor's Certificate" ----just for fun!!!

Guddi (employee) (769 Points)

28 September 2010  

 

Doctor Certified
 
Certified that Mr./Miss _________________ , working in your 
organization, is suffering from 'time-bound' illness.
 
Due to this, he/she will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day 
and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to 
severe health problems. The losses to the company due to medical 
reimbursements will be far more compared to the gains made by stretching 
beyond 8 hours.
 
It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking 
news such as "Come over weekend..", "Let's work on holiday..", "Leave 
cannot be granted.." etc. which can directly lead to heart strokes.
In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your 
deadlines in accordance with the convenience of my patient.
 
Sd/-
 
Dr.