Manmohan ACA, CS (Chartered Accountant ) (14243 Points)
21 January 2011
Banta Called FM radio & Said: "I have found a Wallet with 15 thousand Rupees, a credit card & an I.D Card of Mr. Tarlochan Singh, Shop No.13, Pahaar Ganj, New Delhi"
RJ: How honest sir, so you want to return his wallet?
Banta: O No Oye ! u crazy? I just wanted to dedicate him a Sad Song....
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 21 January 2011
Xtreme Kamina Bacha!
Son: papa Apki Love Marriage hoi thi na
Dad: Yes par tmhe kese pta?
Son: Q K Apki shadi or meri date of birth mei sirf 5 month ka farq hai.
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 21 January 2011
Teacher- Tipu SultaN koN tha?
Student- Pata Nhi
Tcr- Padai pe dhyan do to pata chale.
Stu-Atul koN hai?
Teacherr- Pata Nhi Stu-Apni Beti pe dhyan do to pata chalega,
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 21 January 2011
Hamari new Generation:
Teachr ne KG class k bche se kaha 1 se 10 tk gino me tumhe kiss karungi
Bacha bola: Agar main 1 se 100 tak ginu to kya package hai.
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 21 January 2011
CA ki wife : Eji, Ye Inflation kya hai?
CA : pehle tu 36-24-36 thi Ab 42-40-48. Ab Tere paas pehle se sab zyada h fir b teri value kam hai. Yeh INFLATION hai
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 21 January 2011
Kamwali: Maalkin, aapki purani sareeya mujhe nhi chahiye..
Malkn: Kyu?
Kamwli: Aapki saree pahen-ne ke baad saheb "aap" samajh kar merepaas bhi nahi aate!
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 21 January 2011
Marwadi:Chal RACE lagate hai, Jo haara wo 1000/- dega.
Banta Singh :Thik hai pr muje rsta nai pta.
Marwadi: Bas tu mere PICHHE-PICHHE rehna!
Banta: THANX YAAR.
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 21 January 2011
Who Is a BOY...?
LADKE vo h, jo marne ke bad NARAK me bhi mile to waha par bhi kehte hain..?
"ABE YAMRAJ KI BETI DEKHI.. ITEM HAI YAR.."
NOW Who iz a grl..?
Da 1 who goes to heaven and sayz apsara ki nail polish dekhi how tacky.
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 21 January 2011
CA ke subjects ka syllabus mini skirt ki tarah hona chahiye, itna chota ki logo ka interest bhi bana rahe aur important cheeze bhi cover ho jaye!!
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 21 January 2011
Wife pati se boli-Dekho G Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss-Wiss na kiya karo.
Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Maidam achchi Tarah se Samjha do, Mai to bol-bol ke Thak Gayi sahab maante hi nahi
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