2 Judwa Bachche...
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1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha...
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2nd Udaas tha...
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Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho...
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Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein...
dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha :
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2nd Udaas tha...
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Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho...
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Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein...
dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha :
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latest Research:
Boys always remain faithful to their girlfriend..!!
But,
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Which girlfriend??
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Boys always remain faithful to their girlfriend..!!
But,
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Which girlfriend??
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That is still a topic of research..!!
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That is still a topic of research..!!
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Bhikhari: Hello Taaj Hotel, 1 Pizza,
1 Biryani aur 1 Ras Malai Bhej Do.
Taj: Kiske Naam pe bheju, Sir?
Bhikari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe.!
1 Biryani aur 1 Ras Malai Bhej Do.
Taj: Kiske Naam pe bheju, Sir?
Bhikari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe.!
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A Sweet demand by a kid.
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own. :P
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own. :P
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Facebook Saves Life..!! :D
A depressed college Student
went to Railway Track for
Suicide..!! :O
Train was Coming Closer and
He Suddenly came out of the
track and Said,
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A depressed college Student
went to Railway Track for
Suicide..!! :O
Train was Coming Closer and
He Suddenly came out of the
track and Said,
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''Oh Shitt !!
Forgot to Update status In
Facebook
That I'm Gonna Die..!!'' :P
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''Oh Shitt !!
Forgot to Update status In
That I'm Gonna Die..!!'' :P
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Who are boys ?
wo jo hell me bhi mile to kahe :- abe shaitan ki beti dekhi ?
mast dikhti hai yaar .
Who are girls ?
Goes to heaven & say :- wo pari ki nail polish dekhi ,
how cheap na ....
wo jo hell me bhi mile to kahe :- abe shaitan ki beti dekhi ?
mast dikhti hai yaar .
Who are girls ?
Goes to heaven & say :- wo pari ki nail polish dekhi ,
how cheap na ....
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Girl (in train) :- Can I sit here ?
Boy :- its all urs ..............
Girl :- Can I take some water ?
Boy :- My Pleasure .................
Girl : - Bhaiya Agla station kaun sa hai ?
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Boy :- its all urs ..............
Girl :- Can I take some water ?
Boy :- My Pleasure .................
Girl : - Bhaiya Agla station kaun sa hai ?
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Boy :- Mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nahi kiya hai ,
jaldi seat khali kar mujhe neend aa rahi hai ..............
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Boy :- Mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nahi kiya hai ,
jaldi seat khali kar mujhe neend aa rahi hai ..............
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Self Protection with heavy Flirt :-
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Teacher :- Why are u sleeping in the class ?
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Student :- Your voice is so sweet thats why i am getting sleep .
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Teacher :- Why are u sleeping in the class ?
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Student :- Your voice is so sweet thats why i am getting sleep .
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Teacher : - Then why other students are not sleeping ?
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Student :- They aren't listening to u mam ...........
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Teacher : - Then why other students are not sleeping ?
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Student :- They aren't listening to u mam ...........
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L.k.G. Student :
your Slate is nice dude."
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U.K.G. Student: don't talk nonsense. This is Samsung Galaxy Note man!! :) :P :D
your Slate is nice dude."
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U.K.G. Student: don't talk nonsense. This is Samsung Galaxy Note man!! :) :P :D
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