Here are some sayings from School.....smile!
Teacher: What happened in 1869?Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old. Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday
Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '
How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible? Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.